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Total Medals Earned: 276 (From 78 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,110 Points

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Tax Time!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 10 Points

Forgo your worldly posessions.

Stick it to the Man! 25 Points

Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.

Auto Recall 50 Points

Send a Lexus back to the shop.

Theia

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)

Bubba Slap 10 Points

Feel the Bubba-Wrath!

Piggy PWN 10 Points

Get totally pwnd by the Piggy

Gotcha 25 Points

Be an easy target!

Lame Score 25 Points

Come on, you can do better than this!

Spider Food 25 Points

Feed your enemy a healthy snack!

Great Score 50 Points

You've done well my child

Scare the Boss 50 Points

Even tough guys can run away

Beat the Game 100 Points

Save Theia!

God Score 100 Points

The Heavens must have gifted you way too much

Piggy Wiggy 100 Points

Meet the final boss

Think Up

Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/335 points)

Bat Crush 10 Points

SMASH a bat with blocks

Caught the Gingerbread Man! 25 Points

Catch that ELUSIVE cookie!

Peridot Admirer 25 Points

Collect the SHINY peridot!

Ruby Lover 25 Points

Collect the SHINY ruby!

Amethyst Enthusiast 50 Points

Collect the SHINY amethyst!

Cake! 50 Points

Eat the DELICIOUS cake!

Trophy! 50 Points

Reach the top of the cave!

BEAST! 100 Points

Reach the top without dying ONCE!

Time Fcuk

Medals Earned: 5/9 (45/270 points)

You've learned nothing 5 Points

Get the bad ending

Everyone will leave you 10 Points

get to level 28

Is something wrong? 10 Points

get to lvl 9

Opinionated 10 Points

vote on 3 maps

You are your only companion in life. 10 Points

get to level 22

Obsessed 25 Points

Vote on 33 maps

Lost in forever 50 Points

beat an explore campaign

The Assent 50 Points

Get the good ending

O))) 100 Points

Vote on 333 maps

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 16/20 (275/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Trick-or-Treat Adventure!

Medals Earned: 6/18 (70/500 points)

Houdini 5 Points

Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.

Brundlekin 10 Points

Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.

Incest is best 10 Points

Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.

Radioactive Hamster 10 Points

How could you treat a beloved pet that way?

Sick Parents 10 Points

Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.

Klaw Kommander 25 Points

Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.

Zapped 5 Points

Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.

C.H.U.D.er Cheese 25 Points

Kill what dwells in the sewers.

Guy sage brush 25 Points

Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults

Spider Slayer 25 Points

Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!

We deserve it 25 Points

Watch the entire ending and all the credits.

You might be a redneck if... 25 Points

Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.

C.H.U.D.manitarian 50 Points

Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.

Hellhound 50 Points

Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.

Speed is the best candy 50 Points

Beat the game in under 15 minutes.

Scrotch Scratcher 100 Points

Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!

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Vuvu Hero

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/350 points)

Here Comes the Bear 5 Points

Hit 20 notes in a row

Bum Trumpet 10 Points

Hit 40 notes in a row

No, Fido! 10 Points

Hit 30 notes in a row

Vuvu Zilla 25 Points

Hit 50 notes in a row

100 Note Streak 50 Points

Hit 100 notes in a row

Vuvu Hero 50 Points

Get 98% or better on a Vuvu Hero song

200 Note Streak 100 Points

Hit 200 notes in a row

300 Note Streak 100 Points

Hit 300 notes in a row

Warriors of the Portal

Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/150 points)

RT I like it 25 Points

Gigantor survives the battle

Hail to the King 5 Points

Support Pico Day

C-C-Combo Breaker 10 Points

"Parry" the attack to save the Alien

Change of Perspective 10 Points

Evade "A" freezing death

Erotic Bonus 10 Points

Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu

Screw you Asimov 25 Points

Mindchamber survives the battle

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William and Sly

Medals Earned: 4/7 (60/220 points)

Flight 5 Points

Find the wings.

Weather Mage 5 Points

Turn off the rain.

Deviation 25 Points

Unlock all boxes and switches.

Resolution 25 Points

Complete the game.

Dominus Lux 10 Points

Slay five darklings.

Sensitive Nose 50 Points

Find all of the mushrooms.

Sly Fox 100 Points

Earn more than 35,000 points.